Jokes: (1) Bangs (2) Which One is True?

1) Bangs

By Luke Martin (www.ROKetship.com)

2) Which One is True?

Actions speak louder than words. / or is it / The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap. / or is it / He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work. / or is it / Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one. / or is it / A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. / or is it / Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man. / or is it / Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. / or is it / Better safe than sorry.

The bigger, the better. / or is it / The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. / or is it / Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be. / or is it / Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them. / or is it / Forewarned is forearmed.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. / or is it / One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

With age comes wisdom. / or is it / Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier. / or is it / Two’s company; three’s a crowd.

That’s it – you’re none the wiser, but you’ve had a laugh!

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