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Jokes: (1) Campaign (2) Redneck Home Security System

June 3, 2010
1) Campaign

ROK Campaign WEB By Luke Martin (www.ROKetship.com)

2) Redneck Home Security System

1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

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