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Jokes: (1) Bus Drivers (2) Start of School Jokes (3) White Tiger

March 4, 2010
1) Bus Drivers

ROK BUS DRIVERS WEB By Luke Martin (www.ROKetship.com)

Start of School Jokes

Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun !

Son: I’m not going back to school ever again
Mother: Why ever not ?
Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions !

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Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”

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Teacher: What are you going to be when you get out of school ?
Student: An old man !

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Mother: What did you learn in school today ?
Daughter: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow !

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Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write ?
Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet !

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

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Teacher: What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day ?
Pupil: The school bus !

3)  White Tiger

For easier reading, click on the comic strip to enlarge the picture

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Writer: Edward Pye, Artist: James Wilson

“Typography by greenbuddha.com /Concept by Tiger and Bear in association with Spark Media (2009)”

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