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Jokes: Acupuncture (ROKetship) & The Things Kids Say

April 14, 2009

 

Acupuncture

rok-accupuncture-web2By Luke Martin (www.ROKetship.com)

 

The Things Kids Say

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.  They got behind a very large woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.  

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, “Wow, she’s big!”

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy’s ear to be quiet.  A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; “I’ll bet her bum is this wide!”

The large woman turned around and glared at the little boy.  The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.  After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.  Just then her pager begin to emit a “beep, beep, beep”.

The little boy yelled out, “Run for your f***** life, she’s reversing.”

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